ESPN Hates Your Team

The whole state is ticked that The Hurdle was not on SportsCenter or College Football Final on ESPN Saturday or Sunday. They finally aired it today on College Football Final, but I mean come on. Too little to late. Most Dawg fans are convinced ESPN hates Georgia. Even Mark Richt commented on it.

With all of that swirling around, I have to share this. A friend of mine sent me this prior to the season. We'll call him Andrew for the purpose of this post. Anyway, I have no idea who wrote this. We'll say it's by anonymous email forwarder.

ESPN hates you. And more importantly, ESPN hates your team.

ESPN will go to any length to diss your team. Any length. You know that Georgia coozie you used to have but can’t seem to find? ESPN took it. Because ESPN hates Georgia. That is, if Georgia is your team.

Whoever your favorite team is, ESPN hates it. ESPN hates anything you love, and loves anything you hate.

ESPN hates your dad. Unless you hate your dad. In which case ESPN loves your dad.

If you love bread, ESPN is anti-sandwich. If you hate end-pieces, ESPN will run a special about them. Mark May will hold up two hard, crusty-ass end pieces and hype the hell out of them all year long. Bob Ley will run a special called Outside The Loaf. Ivan Maisel will write a column with a pun-filled headline like The piece to the end puzzle and mind-force you to read it and then email him in anger.

If you had a Sega Genesis, ESPN had a Super Nintendo. If you had a Super Nintendo, ESPN had Sega Genesis.

If you liked like Wyatt Earp, ESPN liked Tombstone.

If you preferred Use Your Illusion I, ESPN preferred Use Your Illusion II.

If you pulled for Dan, ESPN pulled for Dave.

ESPN hates everything you stand for. Unless you stand for something else. Then ESPN hates that too.